holy! disstressor has learned that there are mexicans living in the united states, and that some of them have crossed the border "illegally." apparently this is an enormous new problem, as the people on television keep talking about it. but don't overly panic because the american president, a man named bush george, is determined to put an end to this shocking development. one idea was to arrest them all during the recent "day without immigrants" marches. plan B is lasers.
of course there are some specialized people on the fringe who say that this is a republican ploy to bring alienated conservative voters out to the polls in november, similar to the technique where the anti gay marriage initiatives on the ballots of several key states did in 2004. but those radical people read things called "newspapers" and "books" and therefore cannot be trusted.
!! ALERT. SUCCESS. DISSTRESSOR IS TRULY AMAZED AND APPRECIATIVE TO THE MINISTERS, WHO PUT IN LARGE EFFORTS TO MEET THE CHALLENGE OBJECTIVE. A TOTAL 0 KOMMENT IN ONE 24-HOURS DAY.
