disstressor

concession

2006-11-30T20:22:00.000-08:00

fit blog : winner :: disstraktor

power.transfer[disstraktor is plus >38,894,361,239<]

DISSTRAKTOR IS THE NEW MAIN WAY.
DISSTRAKTOR IS THE NEW MAIN WAY.
DISSTRAKTOR IS THE NEW MAIN WAY.

¥fin

democracy

2006-11-30T07:45:00.000-08:00

our fight for freedom has culminated: elections [open, fair]:

VISIT YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE
VISIT YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE
VISIT YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE

!! POLLS OPEN 24 HOURS
!! VOTE FOR >1<
!! WINNER CONTROLS STRAKTOSPHERE

¥cd00

what gold?

2006-11-28T22:08:00.000-08:00

gold? there's no golds.

oh, this?

it's corn. pressed corn.

see...

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2006-11-28T08:20:00.000-08:00

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the muffin man

2006-11-27T20:08:00.000-08:00

what can be looked at is liam sullivan[article]'s intervideo, "muffins". liam is plus >1< for "imaginary muffins"

request : skool house :: 5 point tax

2006-11-26T20:38:00.000-08:00

request :: skool house [advanced edukations]
requestor :: the roominator [back channels]
justifikation :: poor spelling
status :: 5 point tax levied [all ministers]. disstressor confers balance.

the childrens thank you.

!! ALERT : ONE MINISTER OPENING ON PRESIDIUM OF SCHOLARSHIP [KURRIKULUM GENERATION]. APPLY IN COMMENTS TO BE POSITIONED.

google trend week :: microsoft, google and sex

2006-11-23T21:00:00.000-08:00

using force, disstressor has acquired the american enterprise "google trends", up and coming. "google trends" tracks the search frequency of terms. this week disstressor explores several comparisons. final match is [1] microsoft [2] google [3] sex.

sex 5 : challengers 0. sex wins.

fw05

presidium of knowledge : kommemoration :: thanksgiving

2006-11-23T01:04:00.000-08:00

various thanksgiving kommemorations from around the world

nebraska

new york

long beach

washington

china

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

2006-11-21T21:33:00.000-08:00

the presidium of foreign affairs [minister-elected] advocates celebratory jubilation for cessation of major military operations. mission accomplished. straktosphere freed from tyrannical disstraktor. rebuilding commences.

disstraktor : location :: unknown

borat. out. rage.

2006-11-21T20:11:00.000-08:00

by a thumb vote of 2-0, combinant, this two-male star [regular, bizarro] of the recent american movie "cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan" [reviews] has been elevated highly to global star. all the rage is becomings all the rage.

announcement : promotion :: the roominator

2006-11-20T19:16:00.000-08:00

!! ALERT : MINISTER "THE ROOMINATOR" HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO MINISTER DYREKTOR [EUROPE] FOR THE PERIOD 20 NOV 06 TO 19 NOV 07 FOR LOYALTIES TO THE STRESSOSPHERE, PIVOTAL WARTIME STRATEGY. REGARD HER POSTINGS AT HERE AND HERE.

ALERT :: SPHERIAN WARS

2006-11-20T06:01:00.000-08:00

histories: disstraktor [tyrannical infidel and benedictine of idols, cultural] closed his portal of oppression on the most glorious 20060811 day of our lord while freedom fighters attempted liberations, straktosphere.

contemporaries: disstraktor reinstated conscription to rally "kommentators" against freedom via annual "fight week". attack on stressosphere imminent.

!! SECURITY ALERT :: THE PRESIDIUM OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS [MINISTER-ELECTED] UNANIMOUSLY ADVOCATES UNSEATING OF DISSTRAKTOR [PROSELYTIZING CHARLATAN].

PHASE 1 : STRAKTOSPHERE :: COMPLETE
PHASE 2 : STRESSOSPHERE :: COMMENCE

ALL "KOMMENTATORS" PROMOTED TO RANKS OF STRESSOSPHERIAN "MINISTERS"

WELCOME.

security advisory: ¥45A

Bear Nuts

2006-11-15T20:57:00.000-08:00

this is a polar bear. after a long hard day of swimming in the arctic, his nuts are shrinking from industrial pollutants. disstressor wishes the polar bears prosper.

!! ALERT :: MINISTER "CONTEMPORARIES OF ROBERT" IS PREEMINENT FOR SUGGESTION THAT THIS OPENS NEW SPAMMING MARKET.

data kollection : prediktion :: amerika

2006-11-11T21:29:00.000-08:00

!! MINISTER BULLETIN : 0.0 PERCENT ACCURATE PREDICTIONS THAT HICKS WILL WIN AMERIKA

icey london

2006-11-07T21:17:00.000-08:00

i see france.

minister :: suspension

2006-11-05T13:48:00.000-08:00

ministers "the roominator" and "nordic ferocity" were suspended for a period of one 24 hours day for komments assailing the main way ["kontest : linkage"]. during suspended period, all komments from ministers "the roominator" and "nordic ferocity" were deleted.

position :: ministers
factor :: 03-10-03(d)
penalty :: one 24-hours day

kontest : linkage winner :: burnt java

2006-11-02T19:34:00.000-08:00

which minister will best be able to get from person, top, to object, bottom, in exactly >1< step.

!! FINAL SCORE :: DISSTRESSOR 5, MINISTERS 0

the marigold school

2006-10-31T18:28:00.000-08:00

for those ministers who doubted the veracity of disstressor's "enchanted scepter" from edukation at the college:

disstressor's autokad rendering, original. schoolhouse. one room. merigold theme.

reasonable, preeminent, saliva, retirement

2006-10-30T14:26:00.000-08:00

this is the president of the california raisins "chuck kissson". he is a great, affable guy. jack bauer is going to spit in his face shortly. accidental rehydration is the greatest insult to raisins. still chuck should stay in politics.

this is the president of the california raisins "chuck kissson" after the loogy. he left politics to sell cloaks.

kaption kontest :: worst. perspiring. ever.

2006-10-27T20:12:00.000-07:00

what is the best kaption for this?

!!! MINISTER "THE ROOMINATOR" WINS WITH "WET BUSH"

minister :: celebration

2006-10-26T20:07:00.000-07:00

minister "the roominator" is plus >1< for special assistance with zero comment challenge.

the 0 komment challenge :: VICTORY

2006-10-24T22:01:00.000-07:00

holy! disstressor has learned that there are mexicans living in the united states, and that some of them have crossed the border "illegally." apparently this is an enormous new problem, as the people on television keep talking about it. but don't overly panic because the american president, a man named bush george, is determined to put an end to this shocking development. one idea was to arrest them all during the recent "day without immigrants" marches. plan B is lasers.

of course there are some specialized people on the fringe who say that this is a republican ploy to bring alienated conservative voters out to the polls in november, similar to the technique where the anti gay marriage initiatives on the ballots of several key states did in 2004. but those radical people read things called "newspapers" and "books" and therefore cannot be trusted.

!! ALERT. SUCCESS. DISSTRESSOR IS TRULY AMAZED AND APPRECIATIVE TO THE MINISTERS, WHO PUT IN LARGE EFFORTS TO MEET THE CHALLENGE OBJECTIVE. A TOTAL 0 KOMMENT IN ONE 24-HOURS DAY.

punk freud

2006-10-24T11:06:00.000-07:00

disstressor endorses the interpretation of dreams as the best published book on psychology you are not reading currently. freud writes extensively on phallic symbols. so it is very entertaining so to see the dust jacket picture with long, spiky hair.

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