ALERT :: SPHERIAN WARS

histories: disstraktor [tyrannical infidel and benedictine of idols, cultural] closed his portal of oppression on the most glorious 20060811 day of our lord while freedom fighters attempted liberations, straktosphere.

contemporaries: disstraktor reinstated conscription to rally "kommentators" against freedom via annual "fight week". attack on stressosphere imminent.

!! SECURITY ALERT :: THE PRESIDIUM OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS [MINISTER-ELECTED] UNANIMOUSLY ADVOCATES UNSEATING OF DISSTRAKTOR [PROSELYTIZING CHARLATAN].

PHASE 1 : STRAKTOSPHERE :: COMPLETE
PHASE 2 : STRESSOSPHERE :: COMMENCE

ALL "KOMMENTATORS" PROMOTED TO RANKS OF STRESSOSPHERIAN "MINISTERS"

WELCOME.

security advisory: ¥45A