concession

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fit blog : winner :: disstraktor

power.transfer[disstraktor is plus >38,894,361,239<]

DISSTRAKTOR IS THE NEW MAIN WAY.
DISSTRAKTOR IS THE NEW MAIN WAY.
DISSTRAKTOR IS THE NEW MAIN WAY.


¥fin

democracy

our fight for freedom has culminated: elections [open, fair]:

VISIT YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE
VISIT YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE
VISIT YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE

!! POLLS OPEN 24 HOURS
!! VOTE FOR >1<
!! WINNER CONTROLS STRAKTOSPHERE



¥cd00

what gold?

gold? there's no golds.





oh, this?





it's corn. pressed corn.





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the muffin man

what can be looked at is liam sullivan[article]'s intervideo, "muffins". liam is plus >1< for "imaginary muffins"

request : skool house :: 5 point tax

request :: skool house [advanced edukations]
requestor :: the roominator [back channels]
justifikation :: poor spelling
status :: 5 point tax levied [all ministers]. disstressor confers balance.

the childrens thank you.

!! ALERT : ONE MINISTER OPENING ON PRESIDIUM OF SCHOLARSHIP [KURRIKULUM GENERATION]. APPLY IN COMMENTS TO BE POSITIONED.

google trend week :: microsoft, google and sex

using force, disstressor has acquired the american enterprise "google trends", up and coming. "google trends" tracks the search frequency of terms. this week disstressor explores several comparisons. final match is [1] microsoft [2] google [3] sex.

sex 5 : challengers 0. sex wins.


fw05

presidium of knowledge : kommemoration :: thanksgiving

various thanksgiving kommemorations from around the world



nebraska


new york


long beach


washington


china

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

the presidium of foreign affairs [minister-elected] advocates celebratory jubilation for cessation of major military operations. mission accomplished. straktosphere freed from tyrannical disstraktor. rebuilding commences.

disstraktor : location :: unknown

borat. out. rage.

by a thumb vote of 2-0, combinant, this two-male star [regular, bizarro] of the recent american movie "cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan" [reviews] has been elevated highly to global star. all the rage is becomings all the rage.

announcement : promotion :: the roominator

!! ALERT : MINISTER "THE ROOMINATOR" HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO MINISTER DYREKTOR [EUROPE] FOR THE PERIOD 20 NOV 06 TO 19 NOV 07 FOR LOYALTIES TO THE STRESSOSPHERE, PIVOTAL WARTIME STRATEGY. REGARD HER POSTINGS AT HERE AND HERE.

ALERT :: SPHERIAN WARS

histories: disstraktor [tyrannical infidel and benedictine of idols, cultural] closed his portal of oppression on the most glorious 20060811 day of our lord while freedom fighters attempted liberations, straktosphere.

contemporaries: disstraktor reinstated conscription to rally "kommentators" against freedom via annual "fight week". attack on stressosphere imminent.

!! SECURITY ALERT :: THE PRESIDIUM OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS [MINISTER-ELECTED] UNANIMOUSLY ADVOCATES UNSEATING OF DISSTRAKTOR [PROSELYTIZING CHARLATAN].

PHASE 1 : STRAKTOSPHERE :: COMPLETE
PHASE 2 : STRESSOSPHERE :: COMMENCE

ALL "KOMMENTATORS" PROMOTED TO RANKS OF STRESSOSPHERIAN "MINISTERS"

WELCOME.

security advisory: ¥45A

Bear Nuts

this is a polar bear. after a long hard day of swimming in the arctic, his nuts are shrinking from industrial pollutants. disstressor wishes the polar bears prosper.

!! ALERT :: MINISTER "CONTEMPORARIES OF ROBERT" IS PREEMINENT FOR SUGGESTION THAT THIS OPENS NEW SPAMMING MARKET.

data kollection : prediktion :: amerika

!! MINISTER BULLETIN : 0.0 PERCENT ACCURATE PREDICTIONS THAT HICKS WILL WIN AMERIKA

icey london

i see france.

minister :: suspension

ministers "the roominator" and "nordic ferocity" were suspended for a period of one 24 hours day for komments assailing the main way ["kontest : linkage"]. during suspended period, all komments from ministers "the roominator" and "nordic ferocity" were deleted.



position :: ministers
factor :: 03-10-03(d)
penalty :: one 24-hours day

kontest : linkage winner :: burnt java

which minister will best be able to get from person, top, to object, bottom, in exactly >1< step.





!! FINAL SCORE :: DISSTRESSOR 5, MINISTERS 0